This fucker is halfway between evil genius and evil bastard.
…I like him.
A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline
what if you’ve run into famous people before you knew they were famous?
- Child: Dear God will mommy get better?
- God: THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX <3