(via examplesofme)
This fucker is halfway between evil genius and evil bastard.
…I like him.
LMFAO OMGDYING
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A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline
Wooden tit
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what if you’ve run into famous people before you knew they were famous?
(Source: rock-salt-and-shotguns, via examplesofme)
- Child: Dear God will mommy get better?
- God: THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX <3
